This just in....

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 02/19/2016 at 12:45 • Filed to: None

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Sex with animals remains banned in Germany

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Party-vi > ttyymmnn 02/19/2016 at 12:48

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Well, there go my vacation plans.

Birddog > Party-vi 02/19/2016 at 12:51

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It’s only a misdemeanor in Florida.

Chariotoflove > ttyymmnn 02/19/2016 at 12:53

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Rats.

EL_ULY > ttyymmnn 02/19/2016 at 12:54

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TheHondaBro > Birddog 02/19/2016 at 12:55

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I bet you some Floridian fucked an alligator at some point.

Party-vi > Birddog 02/19/2016 at 12:56

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WELL BUTTER MY BISCUITS AND CALL ME SHIRLEY! I’M JUST A CASE OF COPPERTONE AND BUDWEISER AWAY FROM A GOOD TIME!

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > ttyymmnn 02/19/2016 at 13:01

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There’s a yo mama joke in here somewhere, but I feel like I shouldn’t find it.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Chariotoflove 02/19/2016 at 13:03

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A bit small. That’s more like a sentient fleshlite.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 02/19/2016 at 13:06

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“Yo Mama so fat I got arrested in Germany for fucking an Elephant”?

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 02/19/2016 at 13:07

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I was thinking more that it’s still illegal to sleep with yo mama in Germany.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > ttyymmnn 02/19/2016 at 13:11

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Do you know why you why you put duct tape around gerbals? So they don’t explode when you ahemmm......

ttyymmnn > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 02/19/2016 at 13:12

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Ain’t even gonna star that.... But maybe you should submit that to Lifehacker.

Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig > ttyymmnn 02/19/2016 at 13:15

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Tumblr is not going to like this.

Chariotoflove > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 02/19/2016 at 13:33

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I haven’t been on usenet groups for years. I wonder if alt.binaries.hamsters.duct-tape is still up.

ETA: “sentient”? You been reading this?:

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Chariotoflove 02/19/2016 at 13:35

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I’m not going near that. It’s disturbing even out of context.

Chariotoflove > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 02/19/2016 at 13:36

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It’s as bad as you think. Not the book, the usenet group. :)

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Chariotoflove 02/19/2016 at 13:40

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I can imagine. But I’m not going to try.

Re “sentient”, I merely meant a self-aware etc and so forth not going there again

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 02/19/2016 at 13:51

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Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 02/19/2016 at 13:55

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Hamsters, Man, hamsters. Only perverts do gerbils.